|Jerry Orbach, 1935-2004
Have you checked your own prostate lately?
Well, Sweetest Day arrived. That means many things for your scrotum.
01. Your girlfriend (or boyfriend) should be playing with your scrotum tonight.
02. Partners, remember to be sweet to your spouse's scrotum safe.
03. Remember to use safety words like "peachy-keen" to prevent friendly fire.
Happy Sweetest Day.